rust infectious ?

I really got up the nose of some Comadore (GM Australia ) owners the other day by asking them not to park too close to my Volvo as rust might be catchy .Another I asked so thats what a Comodore looks like I only ever see them with their hoods up or in my rear mirrors .But the best was a couple of young lads at a stop light .I told them theres something wrong with your car mate ,they were worried what, whats wrong they replied ?As the lights changed I replied ITS NOT A VOLVO as they cracked up !!$$%*&( Volvo driver and a hat too .I love living dangerously so why not :) This was meant to be funny , if you dont like it sorry but each days a blessing so I enjoy life .I refuse to lay down and die .