Re: OT - Joke

On 17 Mar 2009 23:19:59 GMT, Eric G. cast forth these pearls of wisdom...:

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This > happened to me....I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. > Here's how the scam works: > > Two extremely good-looking twenty-something year old girls come over to > your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start > wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost > falling out of their skimpy tee shirts.It is impossible not to look. When > you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for > a ride to somewhere relatively close by. You agree and they get in the > backseat. On the way, they start UNDRESSING! Then one of them climbs over > to the front seat and starts CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU, while the other one > steals your wallet. > > I had my wallet stolen February 21st, 24, 28th, March 4th, 7th, 12th, and > again this weekend. So tell your friends to be careful! P.S. Wal-Mart has > wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

Well - only a damned fool would buy a wallet at Wal-Mart for $2.99...

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