Hai! I recently purchased an XJS jaguar... you kneh, the color of Barbies, thats hot pink. It has a disco ball suspended from the rear view mirror and red velour seats. Unfortunately it uses too much fuel. My boyfriend is a mechanic at Joe's Garage and he told me *maybe* we would be able to cut the power lines to six of the twelve injectors to improve economy. My boyfriend says if we only do every SECOND injector the car would work just fine.
Please can you guys tell me if this is ok?
really, cant be for real
TROLL
I am asking a serious question. I didn't know I would get 5mpg.
Lost again eh shorty ?
You get better mileage if you remove four of the spark plugs then do the following while they're still connected to the ignition wiring:
Strip naked. Insert one plug in each ear. Insert one plug in your mouth. Shove the last one up your ass.
Have your boyfriend crank the engine while you hang on tight to a metal surface on the car such as the grill or engine block, etc.
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