Re: why should i buy a v-class(uk)

"kipper" haute in die Tasten:

There are many reasons to buy a V-Class:

1. You have had a sexual relationship with the wife of the local VW dealer, so you are afraid to buy a VW Caravelle, because he will hit you in the face as soon as you enter his shop and ask for brochures (solution: visit their website, it's violence-free)

1. All your friends drive silver VW Caravelles, and you want to stick out of the crowd (solution: get your VW Caravelle in Burgundy Red)

2. You want a Van and you want it to have a star on the hood (Solution: find out the diameter of the VW ornaments and buy replacement stars for your new VW caravelle)

1. You do not like the design of the new VW Caravelle at all (Solution: buy a Chrysler Voyager, because the new V-Class is even uglier)

2. You think that a car should have its engine mounted in driving direction and it should have rear wheel drive (Solution: Buy a new V- Class)

Have fun

Frank