Hello, Pot? This is kettle... You're black!
Sorry, MM, but you don't have a leg to stand on in the language proficiency department. Particularly not when attempting to read anything you post causes headaches.
Hint: You may think it's cute, or "adds personality", or whatever, but I, for one, think your "country-hick" style of posting makes you look like a complete idiot, and for the most part, I ignore you because of it.