Hiace speedo not working

The method for reading codes in the transmission computer varies by model year, and perhaps by country where the vehicle is sold. In the U.S., early electronically controlled transmission computers were read by shorting check terminals and reading the flashes on the overdrive light. Current vehicles are read with an OBDII code reader. In either case, you will need a manual to interpret the flashes or codes. If you do not have access to the factory repair manual, you may be able to look at an aftermarket manual (Haynes, Chilton, and Motors are big here in the U.S.) at the library or auto parts store for the procedure.

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Just so long as mirth doesn't enter the picture...

Can we use you offline sometimes?

Natalie, in deep doo-doo

I think I've missed something somewhere along the way. We went from Captain Tripod in a Speedo to trying to avoid comparisons on length and girth, to Natalie whistling innocently at the mention of mirth - Is Natalie full of mirth because Captain Tripod saluted in his speedo?