Check to see if you have any speeding tickets coming your way

The message from snipped-for-privacy@hotmail.com contains these words:

Not this old chestnut again? It must be the school holidays.

Yep, all the kids on the net with nothing to do

I must say that we sent something similar round work & someone got really concerned & started phoning round his family to find out who had the car till we showed him the photo

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How do people like that survive into adulthood?

Presumably by having over protective parents. Mike.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember snipped-for-privacy@hotmail.com saying something like:

My, how original.

I particularly liked the 'get your username/password' bit. How secure.

jESUS iTS oNLY a bIT oF fUN, yOU gRUMPY oLD gITS

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "Robert Ratcliffe" saying something like:

Get yer caps out.

sURLEY yOU mEAN gET yOUR tAT'S oUT

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If it were even remotly fresh, possibly, but we've all seen it /so/ many times before.

The original poster has fallen into the trap of thinking that because it's new to him/her everyone will find it amazingly funny.

Guy King ( snipped-for-privacy@zetnet.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

I bet he thinks Jim Davidson's funny, too.

The message from Adrian contains these words:

And can't see what Flanders and Swann are all about.