I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...
The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated....
He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen today I get hundat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller says "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too"