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<option value="3">Just for the heck of it</option>
Now, we need to have a short descriptive text. For example, if you selected
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If you selected newsgroup, enter a newsgroup message. Or if it's just
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Now, please tell us what you don't like about the content posted above:
<input type="checkbox" name="defamatory">defamatory
<input type="checkbox" name="libelous">libelous
<input type="checkbox" name="copyright">copyright violation
<input type="checkbox" name="myname">they said my name
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<input type="checkbox" name="action_demand">demand they take the offending
<input type="checkbox" name="action_terminate">terminate the offender's account
<input type="checkbox" name="action_hitman">send over a hitman
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