How to tell where a driver is from

  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
  2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
  3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

  1. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

  1. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie, sipping an RC, smiling and chewing and talking to yourself. TENNESSEE
  2. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

  1. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

  1. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

  2. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving
35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA
  1. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffe cup, cell phone in ear, accelerator to the floor, applying makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press, knocking down orange barrels, changing lanes without turn signals: MICHIGAN
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bob shiply
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(applies mostly to cabs, but...)

if all four fenders on a new car have dents - BOSTON.

At least it was thus when I was out there in the army back in 76!

Wir welle bleiwe wat mir sin (Letzebuergesch)

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munir
13 Passed you on the freeway at 70+ mph during an ice storm while in their SUV, only to be seen 2 miles up the road flipped and ditched:

MINNESOTA

Wir welle bleiwe wat mir sin (Letzebuergesch)

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munir

  1. Weaving in and out of traffic not using their blinkers on the interstate doing 30 or 40+ over the speed limit while Wisconsin drivers are yelling curse words at them.

God d$%* ILINOIS FIB! driving in WISCONSIN!

(Harry Face should get a kick outta this one. LOL)

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Dennis Smith
  1. One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn. Chicago.

You got that right, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Probably blowing the horn at some chesse head from Wisconsin, should of stayed north of Antioch !

========= Harryface =========

1991 Pontiac Bonneville LE, 3800 V6 _~_~_~_~276,459 miles_~_~_ ~_~_
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Harry Face

Arkansas ( or Illinois ) One hand on the wheel, yelling, " You Sum Bitch! ", out the window at Trans Am drivers.

========= Harryface =========

1991 Pontiac Bonneville LE, 3800 V6 _~_~_~_~276,459 miles_~_~_ ~_~_
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Harry Face

You left one out:

One hand on wheel, other hand fumbling with cigarettes, right foot downshifting, left foot sticking out window and resting on side view mirror, and swinging wide into the left lane to make a right turn: INDIANA

This phenomenon is known as a "Hoosier turn."

Marky (now living in Indiana and damned to AOL until I find a decent ISP)

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Lantzellantz

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