On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me A slew of dirty words Eleven on lookers Ten pound sledge hammers Nine broken sockets Eight o clock dinner Seven pulled mucles Six foot cheater Five whacks with a sledge hammer Four cups of coffee Three burned fingers Two busted knuckles and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.
In the spirit of collaboration, I changed around some of the wording: On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jeep gave to me
Twelve dull drill bits. Eleven on lookers Ten pound sledge hammers Nine broken sockets Eight o clock dinner Seven pulled mucles Six foot cheater Five cans of beer Four letter words Three burned fingers Two busted knuckles and that sombi... bolt that wouldn't come free.