I once flew into Denver to visit Paul, a few months ago actually. I grabbed by luggage, went outside and waited at the curb. and waited some more. I spotted a Nissan Sentra parked at a bar by the airport. It had the usual Auto Zone stuff, pink pinstriping, curb feelers, neon lights and one of those coffee can mufflers. Oh, and it had a real cheap alternator in it too. the Jeep must've been vapor locked again.
I had a feeling it was his car. When I looked closer, I discovered it was the Blue Oyster Bar. Apparently he was inside having a few Beam and cokes with some "Special Guys".
His excuse was that they had drinks real cheap. He is a cheap bastard after all.