^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^PMSL Slippy stuff innit?
I once made the mistake of stowing a cracked battery on an aluminium tray in case it leaked. As a chemist you would have though I would have known how dismal an idea that was - in my defence I did think it was stainless though.
You can't tell the difference between Steel and aluminium? Thank god your not a chemist. (Oh never mind) ;)
Heh - similar error when I forgot about the battery on charge in the corner while I was grinding... a science teacher should know about hydrogen and sparks! Blew the battery apart and wrecked the charger too.
You think that was stupid,. years ago i was jet washing my car with those power hoses, on rinse so clean water, and i was thirsty, so i pulled the trigger when it was near my mouth, split lip for months.
Also i forgot to do my hair when i drove to a nightclub, so i put on the windscreen washers and stuck my head under the spray........i forgot that the day before was the FIRST TIME EVER i put that blue liquid in rather than just plain water.
The message from "Julian 'Penny for the guy' Hales" contains these words:
When I was living in a squalid bedsit in Tooting I woke one bleary morning and shot myself in the armpits with deodorant (well, I was young and it was easier than washing) only it turned out to be a can of WD40.
My armpits haven't rusted since. Must work.
That smell has been nice since the 70's i love it, remids me of the Red Dwarf joke.............
LOL! If you often have mornings like that, it sounds like you'd better heed Harry Hill's advice and not keep the Savlon next to the toothpaste.
The message from Willy Eckerslyke contains these words:
Nor yet the Preparation H.
Have something to add? Share your thoughts — no account required.
Ask the community — no account required