Bloody arsewipes useless sacks of shite (Honda CRX content, vaguely)

"Ever considered moving somewhere less pikey?" ;-)

It's actually quite rough over the back of your place...

You mean in the newish-built area a bit further down, or on the wrong side of the tracks?

Oh, btw - any news on the bodyshop recommendation?

Where you are isn't too bad in itself, although due to reasons I state below, you tend to get scumbags rolling past on their way to and from the local junior school.

If you turn right out of your drive and then head to the corner... if you turn right instead of following the road round, up there is a bit iffy from what I've seen / been told when I've had cause to be in the area.

There's a secondary school a bit deeper into that area that I used to deliver to (not the one on the main road as you head into town) - always had more than its fair share of scrotes hanging about.

Oh, and over the tracks... aye - shitpit.

Why d'ya think they built a shopping centre that sells loads of K(cr)appa sportswear at the end of the road that runs through there??? ;-)

Was it parked outside the main Tescos near you, or the smaller one as you head into town?

Not seen him yet, but will soon enough as the Golf is due an oil change and some other minor bits looking at - doing a rather large commute at the mo, so he's normally long gone by the time I'm back in town (dark when I leave, dark when I come back!).

Agreed, that's not too great...

Yep.

Actually the damage happened while it was parked out here on the road. I know better than to leave it at Tesco's carpark for two weeks.

Sounds awfully familiar... No hurry here.