I couldn't believe it! I just kept looking at the photos and re-reading the article. Could this be some funky misprint? How could this performance data belong to this... this... this bread box on wheels? I mean this thing is freakin' ugly! I mean so ugly, most people would rather _walk_ up a uphill, on a muddy dirt road, in a torrential thunderstorm with golf-ball size hail, before asking for keys to this thing. What vehicle am I talking about? I'm talking about the new Subaru Forester. Oh, you've seen it before? Okay, maybe it's not _that_ ugly--not Aztec ugly--but it sure isn't pretty, that's for sure. And I know what you're thinking now... where's does the "fear" thing come from, Patrick? What's this Forester pushing...
140 horsepower or something? Wow, like I'm really scared. Well then get this! You know that new 300-horsepower Subaru STi? Well, detune that motor a little bit (the turbo's boost has been lowered) and you have what's under the hood of the Forester 2.5XT. In the Forester the motor is only _rated_ at 210 horse and 235 lb feet of torque, but check out these acceleration numbers!!0-60 in 5.3 seconds
1/4 mile in 13.8 @ 97 mph(Other interesting notes: Curb weight is 3,200 pounds. Price $25K.)
Those acceleration numbers are better than any '94-'98 Mustang, and only the most well-driven no-option 5 liter, or post '99 GT is going to be able to hang with it. (Note: This Forester is faster and quicker than the rally-inspired 2.0 WRX because the Forester uses the STi's larger 2.5 liter.) And you know vehicles with turbos...? Crank the boost up a little and watch the e.t's plummet. Shoot, after a little tuning, you could take this thing street racing one night and make a killing! Just cruise it into some local Friday night hangouts (wearing some nerd gear) and talk about how fast your mom's Forester is to some late-model Mustang GT owners. Then mention if you could just drive a stick a little better you could probably kick their Mustangs' butts. Once the laughter starts you defend your honor by asking them to put their money where their mouth is. You'll have so many bites you'll have to ask them to take a number. But only race the guy with the biggest mouth... he'll be the dumbest one. When you line 'em up he'll probably even give you the jump. Hook, line, and sinker... Then after the race ask him to double the winnings or threaten to go back and tell his buddies his Mustang just lost to your Subaru SUV. Onto the next hangout... Morale of the story. Beaware of the Subaru Forester 2.5XT.
Patrick '93 Cobra '83 LTD