Not down to your level yet, no. Sorry.
It was mostly a joke, Rich. Not entirely a joke -- I think it was in response to Peter accusing Greens of hypocrisy for some foolish reason that I've forgotten about by now.
But in fact, it is BS for Peter to go on about how he likes clean air and water so much, when he's apparently dedicated to a way of producing energy that helps to wreck both of them.
It's also totally hypocritical for Gore to give lectures on AGW and then drive around in an SUV, of course. Hypocrisy comes in many flavors.
BTW - what is "Captain Planet"? Sounds like a TV show.
I have a small BW television, use it to watch Bill Moyers on Friday nights. I also used to watch "PBS Mystery Theater" with all of the oil company image ads -- I love that Inspector Morse, and I'm beginning to enjoy Havers and Inspector Lynley, too, when they're showing.
But normally I don't see TV much, and I'm not familiar with "Captain Planet" as a program. One of your faves, Rich?