I'm afraid that I've perused this group for some while, and though my initial sympathies for its community makeup lay with you, I concluded some time back that, no, there's some abuse afoot--and, the routine's too ritually stated (and applied to some) to be otherwise, too. Sorry, but no cigar on that one...
I might even offer that the train of responses to my initial post--which "cherry-picked" the speed scheme for me, while consciously ignoring its meat, the help in recommending a tire--is a tactic I've seen on display before today. Perhaps I shouldn't be shocked with the "Shoo, go elsewhere" response I drew when I resisted "arrest" with the gang herein--it's, after all, just of a piece with that same "Our Gang" comedy routine, now ain't it...