A lion, a bear and a chicken are boasting to each other in a bar:
Bear: When I growl, the whole forest is afraid of me..
Lion: When I roar, the entire jungle trembles in fear..
Chicken: Hah! All I have to do is sneeze, & the whole world wets its pants!
;)
> Hi everyone,
>
> My wife found this via an online forum for the uni she's studying
> emergency management at via distance education:
>
> "A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has
> discovered that people with insufficient sexual activity read their e-mail
> with their hand on the mouse.
>
> Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late..."
>
> See it was harmless. 8-)
>
> Regards,
>
> Craig.
>
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