After a two-year-long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreation preferences:
1) The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: BASKETBALL
2) The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: BOWLING
3) The sport of choice for front line workers is: FOOTBALL
4) The sport of choice for supervisors is: BASEBALL
5) The sport of choice for middle management is: TENNIS
6) The sport of choice for corporate is: GOLF
CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.