I wasn't paying a lot of attention, but I heard a man is being tried
> *somewhere* for trying to murder someone.
>
> He tried poisoning the other person's...*underwear* ?!?!?!
Not such a bad idea. One of the CIA's ideas for killing Castro was by using some sort of contact poison on the steering wheel of his favorite car. Might work better with underwear. More delicate skin in the downtown. Easier absorption.