Well, I was going to offer you my Cabriolet! We got it new in 88, automatic, has about 45K miles on it now. Always stored in the winter, so zero rust, but needs a good cleaning and new paint.
I mostly am having electrical problems right now. Sometimes I try to start it, and don't get anything. Appears the starter is bad, but I've not worked on it yet. (bypassed the neutral safety switch, and the ignition switch, so they are not the problem).