Ok Sorry for the bad stab at humor.
The left taillight on my Audi went out recently, and everytime I started the car the warning came on the panel in the dash. Within a few days the dash warning panel starting beeping twice, indicating that my right rear brakelight was now also out. Then within a day or two the left indicator signal. Interestingly the left indicator light warning started and then stopped. When the indicator warning came on,it was actually not working, and the indcator would flash at double speed.
Took it to Audi, by which time the indicator light was now wroking, the other two not. They explained afterwards that it was just bulbs and I was on my way. 10 days later, taillight warning comes and goes. Then right rear brake light comes on and stays on. Taillight now working. A week later the left indicator light starts doing its thing again. So I am back to a non working right brake light and a sometimes working left indicator light. This does not sound like a bulb problem.
I have it booked in for repair this coming weekend, but want to be able to at least sound as if I know where the problem could be before I let them just "replace bulbs " again. I find that most auto dealers are quite happy to have a car under warranty back again and again and I don't have the time or the patience to go through this again.
Any ideas? Thanks!!