Have someone who is posting something you don't like? Someone say something
to you that you take offense at? Get them knocked off of the net with Jamie
Baillie's very own LART-O-MATIC.
First, we need a little information from you. Otherwise, we cannot tailor
your very own JamieLart(tm) to your needs. It's quick, and painless, and
best of all, we require no identifying information from you! That's one
of the beauties of it.
<form action="http://www.duskglow.com/personal/lart.php " method="get"><p>
First, select the kind of lart you want to send:
<option value="3">Just for the heck of it</option>
Now, we need to have a short descriptive text. For example, if you selected
"web", be sure to put in a website. If you selected email, paste in the
body of the email (be sure to alter the headers to make it look incriminating!).
If you selected newsgroup, enter a newsgroup message. Or if it's just
for the heck of it, just say what you think makes the person deserve to get
LARTed. After all, you're Jamie, you don't need a reason!
<textarea rows="15" cols="50" name="reason"></textarea>
Now, please tell us what you don't like about the content posted above:
<input type="checkbox" name="defamatory">defamatory
<input type="checkbox" name="libelous">libelous
<input type="checkbox" name="copyright">copyright violation
<input type="checkbox" name="myname">they said my name
And, finally, what would you like the recipient to do about it?
<input type="checkbox" name="action_demand">demand they take the offending
<input type="checkbox" name="action_terminate">terminate the offender's account
<input type="checkbox" name="action_hitman">send over a hitman
Congratulations, you should be all done. Now, just click on submit, and
we'll do the rest!
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