This ebay listing is nothing to do with me, but I found the desription so damned funny.
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18 years ago
This ebay listing is nothing to do with me, but I found the desription so damned funny.
Sometimes the listings on eBay and Amazon are way funnier than anything on TV
Natalie
His car looks a lot like my '95 Tercel after my accident in September--only my Tercel has damage all the way from the front left to the front right. I don't understand why the damn air bag didn't deploy--my head still hurts 3 months later. I'd guess the ole noggin is
70 percent back to normal. It's taking sweet time.My only consolation is knowing that "Eight-Second Buzzer Boy" LOUIE WYMAN is barbequing in Hades every night.
Wyman, Ford, and Nixon's muzzling of the NHTSA has led to millions of unnecessary injuries and deaths since
1974.I call upon the "House Un-American Activities Committee" to sepoena those Crooks from hell. On second thought, I suppose the leaders of that Committee are roasting down under, too.
I asked the Ebay seller of that smashed up 1988 Corolla how he got a concussion while wearing his belt. I was disappointed to learn one can still get a concussion while wearing the belt. His answer was:
"Errr... well due to the incline in which the tree sat there was some lateral movement and I met the sill of the door rather smartly with my head. Nothing to worry about, I'm sure - cluck cluck gibber gibber."
Heh. Would anyone know if side air bags will deploy in a head-on collision, or will they only deploy if the car hits something along the car's sides?
By the way, a funny coincidence is that his '88 Corolla and my '95 Tercel both only had 33,000 miles on them at the time of their accidents.
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