What's the Deal WIth Riceburners?

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On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 20:08:02 -0500, snipped-for-privacy@webtv.net (I CRUZN) puked:

I think all those people with bad taste should modify those stupid little cars. That way they don't screw up the classics. Thank you.

-- lab~rat >:-) Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

I agree with you but its these fools that own Camaros and Mustangs with V6s and a Flowmaster muffler that go out and get beat by a ricer that is even worse yet....LOL!!!!!

~John

What's even more funny about these "riceburners" is when you pull up alongside one at a stop light and they start to rev their 4-cylinder at you... Makes for a good laugh- especially, when you rev your engine back, and they stop. By the way, I did see ONE "riceburner" Camaro (don't know if it was a Z28 or an SS)- baby blue paint with a spoiler that was higher than the roof of the car. Just goes to show, not everyone has enough brains (or respect) to leave a classic alone.

"Right is right, and right always wins."

Just pat the rice burner's roof:

Then say be a good gook and go home!

Refinish King

Racism rears it's ugly head yet again.

you da man

Speaking of racism, on another ng someone mentioned they would never own a Camaro "SS" because of it gave him the creeps because of a possible association with WWII. Call me naive, but in the 30+ years I have admired, owned, and restored Camaros, I have NEVER made that association...

Terry

I have been told on occasion that:

My bald head looks like my rear.

So you could say racism rears it's ugly head!

LOL

Refinish King

The best riceburner I had fun with was one pulled up beside me. I was in my

Best saying I ever heard.... "A RICE BURNER IS LIKE A TAMPON EVERY PUSSY NEEDS 1"

-Geno

Ricers SUCK!

Huh Huh!

Yea, Yea!

Refinish King

Riceburners do suck- especially those damn mufflers that the owners install on them to make them sound and look "cool." I've especially seen this on the 4-door ones. I don't know about anyone else but, a 4-door family car, to me, was NOT meant to sound or look "cool." What I don't understand is, why these guys then go cruising around in their "souped-up" (I say that as a joke,) 4-doors trying to pick-up the ladies... Those Fast and Furious movies have messed-up some of these people's minds as to what is "cool" and what is not.

Long Live the Camaro!

Good story.....lots of those cars in my area...when I take my camaro into Minneapolis/St Paul on fri. or sat. night, the ricers sometimes look at me with a real confused expression. I think if some of them actually RODE in a classic chevrolet or pontiac they would 'get it'.....They usually won't try to race me, they just kind of accelerate a little, then change lanes. They are not exactly 'agressive'... Late at night there's some good street racing (or should I say 'ricing') in St Paul.

One night my son and I were hanging out at "Porky's" (some of you may have heard of this place, in St Paul, was a hot rodder hangout back into the '60s, still is), a Honday came by with a tailpipe as big as a funnel my dad used to use to put oil into his tractor, the exhaust noise, plus the vibration of the car from the exhaust, was so damn funny, like "bbbbbbbbwwwwaaaaaaaaaah pop-pop-pop!" be both nearly fell on the sidewalk laughing!My son was choking on his french fries. We tried to hide our laughter, because who knows, in the city someone could always come around the block and fire a couple rounds at you from their car. The ironic part is that quite often there's a nice looking woman riding shotgun in those cars...I don't get it!

Terry

PS aren't you in college at UW-W? Hope it's going well.

"Refinish_King1" wrote in news:uURid.161$EE3.77@trndny09:

I've got a 96 Z28, and a 2000 Honda S2000. Where do I fit? ;-)

The mufflers are due in part to:

The drivers are ostomy patients, and can't pass gas through their colostomy bags. So they use the mufflers to remind them of a good beans and pasta fart. On the other hand, maybe a good night of beer and potato chip fart?

Refinish King

Maybe the women are attracted to non flatlulent males?

Refinish King

PS While I was married, it was fun to pull the covers over my wife's head and rip a good: Ripshit, tearass fart. One that almost choked her. Wishful thinking, but if I did ice her, how would I explain that to the police? Now I could clain insanity, I'm spraying! LOL!

hmm, that's an idea....

I've got a 92 Maxima SE and a 79 camaro C&C. What am I?