Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today,
I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
I be at work soon. You got nice house."