As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
> that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
> handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
> wider than his car.
>
> Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one hand
> on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.
>
> *Shakes head*
I'd rather put my money into the engine compartment and BLOW HIS DOORS OFF!
Probably had a Fart Horn muffler too, right? ;)