Happy New Year dear McBrue
down under the bridge
And a good year indeed
for your S-class is our wish
We know your car is well pampered
as all of ours are
But we hate to think, dear McBrue
of you driving something without "the star"
Yes we know of MB quality
and how it has slipped
Why even my 2000 CL500
is a disappointing piece of... ahhhh, that's "nicely equipped"
The dash... replaced once
the power steering rack too
And now it leaks something clear
the garage floor is covered with goo
Now goo in itself
is not inherently bad
But this car has only twenty thousand miles
and that's what's so sad
But it is Mercedes goo
so as I've said here before
I'd rather sit in a stalled Mercedes
than drive a top of the line Ford!
We appreciate you McBrue, Happy New Year!
Dale (not Camille)
'88 560 SL 77K
'00 CL500 20K (leaks goo all over)
'03 Dodge Hemi Ram (800 miles and little touches of MB all over)