Truth ... ah yes ... what is truth ... this is a question for the ages. Many philosophers have debated this question but few have really come to an answer that more than two or three other people consider to be correct or, dare I say it, true. In essence, I feel that truth is a concept that needs to be defined much more carefully than it usualy is, especialy in the car dealerships sponsored by gud ole Jerkin Shrimp. It is obvious that your car shakes. This is a true statement. Now clearly the problem can be seen in a more expanded light by asking if the dealers opinion is not also true, ie, do all his cars also shake. You see it depends on how you define shake. So if you define it one way and he defines it another, then you can both be right or both be wrong. In fact this essential ambiguity often dogs us even in politics. Consider the question of defining sex as did our great leader Clinton. Obviously he defines sex much differently than does Baby Bush. And it is quite likely that Clinton has much more experience to rely on than Baby Bush does, judging from their early lives. While Clinton was climbing out of the slums of Hot Springs Ar and getting himself to the greatest universities in the world entirely on his own efforts, Baby Bush was stumbling around in a daze going where Dady Bush sent him. So of course it is intesting to speculate on which of them was in any condition to "get some" during their formative and college years. Of course the great gud ole Jerkin Shrimp himself used to sling the prize secretary over his shoulder and carry her off to his room toward the end of the MB parties. And it is easy to speculate and quite likely true that after such drunken exits, there was a whole lot of shaking going on. So you see this is a rather complex question that you have asked. It has great ramifications for the human condition. So please do not be too hasty to assume that the dealer is a bald faced stupid liar who assumes you are a totaly stupid incompetent idiot who would not know an improperly behaving car if one came up and bit you. Perhaps he just has a different definition of shaking. Or perhaps even a different definintion of truth.
mcbrue briefly under the bridge in the trailer down by the river
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