A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his
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17 years ago
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his
Sounds like a personal problem.
well you would know....
And how would I know about YOUR problems?
A guy drives round a superstore car park looking for the space closest to the entrance, he eventually parks in a disabled bay................ traffic warden jumps out and said ...excuse me ..just what disability do you have then............................. Turrets.................now f**k off bastard
Very good lol
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in
the holy water and pass through the gates."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip
your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches it, St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Yolanda sticks her ass in it!"
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