eating cheese

sod that, get down the deli, or are u a porker?

Once dreamt i was drawn onto a page and an eraser was chasing me....

Theo raved thus:

::: I had a dream recently about having a Scooby with nitrous. ::: ::: Abo :: :: thats sad tbh, but whatever floats ur boat.

You're probably right, but there's no accounting for dreams I guess. Years ago when I worked in a mobile phone call centre I had a dream (at home in bed, not while at work lol) about getting hassled by some giant mobile phones...

Abo

true, sometimes I dream about ugly birds.

Used to work for Safeway doing nights stacking the shelves, and with weekends off always ended up sleeping really weird hours, especially after a Saturday night on the Pop.

One of the guys I worked with (about 6' 8" and built like a brick s*it house, and ugly too, but you didn't tell him that unless you really got on with him) who drunk like a fish, and would often be seen sleeping, sitting up against the chevron signs on a major rounabout, after about

One Sunday back on shift, he told us about a weird dream he had had that afternoon.

He was at work, and he looks down and is only wearing a pampers (remember his description), then starts running because he is being chased by something but didn't know what it was, and it didn't matter where he ran, or how fast, he couldn't find a door.

That creased us up, and made the night a lot easier for all of us.

pampers lmao.

Yep. And if you ever et Richard you would know why it was so funny. This guy could lift empty pallets with one hand. Would pick them up two at a time to stack them, one hand inside each like goalies gloves.

When he went to to the bar, he would order 3 pints.

LIDL cheese is like cheap and nasty supermarket cheese, except for the nasty bit. I was quite pleasantly suprised.

-- James

its made from under 20 on the dole single mothers milk.

Really? Do you happen to know where one might apply for the job of milk collector?

Andy BTW, how do they make it go orange?

Smoking and SunnyD

Richard

Lol.