Re: More Canadian Skullduggery

Aug 17, 2003 19 Replies


Hey, I don't want to alarm anyone or anything, but I have it on good


> authority that in a few short weeks, the Canadians are going to be
> sending huge amounts of freezing cold weather our way, maybe even
> SNOW in some areas, and causing us to have to garage our
> Mustangs and turn on the heat.

Those Molson-swilling, Tim-Horton-eating hosers!


Wait . . . I'm in Alabma. What do I care?


This, in addition to their making toilets that work in one flush (a blatant
> attack on U.S. water conservation efforts), makes them our number
> one threat, in my opinion...

That sounds like a "number two" threat.


- Max - ======= Send all the cold weather you want, Canada As long as you send Rush out on another tour.



Bwahahahaha...take that US....

Really, how much snow do you guys get. Where I live we have like 10 foot snowdrifts and such. Any>

RayS opined in news: snipped-for-privacy@corp.supernews.com:

Yeah but think about what we're sending THEM:

********* According to CNN: The exodus is starting. We are going to lose a Lawyer, a Puppeteer, 2 gay guys who want to marry... and a college student who has given up on trying to change our society.

The student, 21, complained about a "neo-conservative shift" in the United States and praised Canada's approach to health care and education.

"The U.S. educational system is unfair -- you have to live in certain areas to go to good schools," he said.

And here's the most precious Quote:

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- " For me, it's a no-brainer," said Mollie Ingebrand, a puppeteer ..."

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*************

Ah... sweet irony. Sometimes items like this are really MUCH better in transcript than on the original video.

Well, there's a long way to go.... 30,000 Canucks (1 per thousand) move south, 6,000 Yanks (that's about 1 per 40,000) move north per year as of last figures.

Let's see what we can do to even that out a little... tell all your liberal friends and family. Let's DO concentrate on Lawyers and Puppeteers

Send us your men of ability. We'll send you our puppeters.

- Max - ======= "We are simultaneously the most loved, hated, feared, and respected nation on this planet. In short, we're Frank Sinatra, and Sinatra didn't become Sinatra playing down for punks outside the Fontainebleau."

- Dennis Miller

Weather, weather!? You have much more to fear from us in Canada than our weather. We are working on something that will ravage millions of homes, make thousands ill, tens of thousands of screaming children.

You will not be safe! At home, at work in the car it will find you!

Yes, yes project Celine Dion II is well underway. MAWHWHHAAAHHA!!

I went to the SARS show in Toronto last month. One of the special announcements was "Celine Dion will not be here!"

Man, the sound of a half million people cheering is an awsome sound.

- Max - ======= "We are simultaneously the most loved, hated, feared, and respected nation on this planet. In short, we're Frank Sinatra, and Sinatra didn't become Sinatra playing down for punks outside the Fontainebleau."

- Dennis Miller

You CAN'T... You WOULDN'T... oh, the humanity! The last thing I heard from her was something that sounded like it was ripped from Blondie's 'Heart of Glass', except it was much less entertaining. And is it just me, or does her head look way too big for her neck? Sort of an E.T. thing.

Yes, I'm hatin'. And you can keep that Neil Young character too. :)

We will keep Neil Young but on two conditions

1) Get the View canceled 2) Make sure Anna Nicole Smith never NEVER sets foot in Canada (this shouldn't be hard just stock pile a bunch of Mars Bars and Blow nearer the Mexico boarder and she'll be on that like Opera on a baked ham.)

If you fail we will send the 2nd wave of bad Canadian singers, starting with Rita McNeal (aka Eat a big meal)

You've been warned

I thought I was the only one that noticed that! The head thing that is... same thing seems to be prevailant with a lot of the really skinny entertainment types.

Weird looking.

Kate

| > You will not be safe! | > At home, at work in the car it will find you! | >

| > Yes, yes project Celine Dion II is well underway. | > MAWHWHHAAAHHA!! | |

YEah, except they are mostly over 60.. Florida is packed full of Canadian Ex-Pats.

Hmmph, try Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. At least 1/3 of the people there are Canadians. They are loved, because they spend money, and populate the (hundreds) of golf courses...

Snow, whats that?. I think I saw it once here in Louisiana. Erik D. '94 white lightning

You have shown your true self, a pathetic troll trying to live off the conflict in which you try to create...................Bye, bye.................

Bill S.

Our canadian troll pos>

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Yeah, sure! Oh, you meant SNOW? ;-)

Well, when the winter hits this year I could send you come if you like. God knows we get enough up here to share plus more on top of that. Gosh darn winter! what I wouldn't give to live in the states for the winter every year.

Actually, my friend drove all the way to Canada this year during the winter with a 120 quart ice chest just to fill up with snow. He brought it home and we had a snow fight. It was fun, first time I had a chance to do that since 1990. But I could definitely see how the snow would get old really quick. Erik D. '94 white lightning

Yeah, snow gets old very quick here. Especially when you wake up one morning to a snowstorm and you have to shovel your way out of your house to -20 degree weather to go to work.

I have an uncle that lives in Arkansas, and he once told me that just enough snow fell one year to cover the ground and people put chains on their tires. I found that extremely funny considering that we get enough snow on the ground in one day to bottom out a car and most of the people here still go driving around with all seasons on.

I have a fan, maybe now Fox will call me for that late night talk show. Humm....fist guest Magic Johnson and the fox network executive that gave him his talk show. First questions to both WHAT THE F**K WERE YOU THINKING!?!?

That question could be worth a weeks worth of guest, like: Who gave Whoopi Goldburg a talk show? Who really expect Michaeled Savage not to melt down on the most Politically Correct Cable News Network? You could go automotive and ask GM why they deliberately killed the CamBirds.

I'd watch your show, it'd be better than 99% of the drivel being shown today....

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