You could make this on topic by saying "A Peugot driver walks into a public toilet..." - but thanks - made me laugh :)
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kjhg
Aug 05, 2003
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This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles but one already occupied. He enters the other one, closes the door, drops 'em and sits down.
A voice then comes from the cubicle next to him
"G'day mate, how are you going?"
Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the guy replies
"Yeh, not too bad thanks" After a short pause, he hears the voice again.
"So, what are you up to mate?
Again, answering reluctantly but unsure what to say, replies,
"Ahh, er, just having a quick poo. Yourself?"
He then hears the voice for the 3rd time.....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some d*****ad next to me answering all my questions"
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