I'm a vendor again

fits:

don't forget to have someone put a little in the glove box of your favorite stude so you can still go for a ride!

Years ago a guy I worked with said he was going to have his ashes sent to Massingil to make up a special batch of douche which would be sent to every woman he ever slept with so he could be run through one more time.

Lee

Had a client once that was insistant that her insurance policy pay for repair/replacement - she was adamant that the car not be written off under any circumstances. After explaining the coverage to her several times, she was still adamant. Well, there had to be a reason, so we asked.

Apparently her husband was big on buying and selling cars, and when he'd purchased this one that she was now trying to insure, she swore to him that come hell or high water, it would be the last one he would ever ride in. Shortly after, he died. She had him cremated and he was stuffed in the glove box.

Larkylou wrote:

Well, there you go...

yea it's me, my daughter has a google acct,so when you see sama...it's not her...Lou