Jeff and Rick were driving home from the bar when Jeff noticed blue lights flashing in his rearview mirror. Rick got scared stiff and started freaking out because of the beers they had in their laps.
Jeff told Rick just to shut up, do what he does, and let him do the talking.
Jeff then ripped the label off his beer,licked the back of it and slapped it onto his forehead.
Rick went right along and done the same.
The officer walked up to the truck and asked, "Have you had anything to drink tonight?". Jeff replied, "No sir. Not a drop."
The officer looked confused and said, "You sure?". "Yep", said Jeff. The officer in a mad voice said, "Then what's that on yall's forehead?"
Jeff said calmly, "We're alcoholics and our doctor said it would be best if we were on the patch."