- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think.
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
- Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
- Honk and wave to strangers.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
- TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
- type only in lowercase.
- don t use punctuation
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Try playing the William Tell Overture (The Lone Ranger Theme) by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- Tell your friends 4 days prior that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
- Send this list to everyone in your email address book even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send things like this.