....at the wedding. Remember: Just a warning shot at this stage of the game. Shave 1/8" off the shoulder of the tux, just so he knows the rules.
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16 years ago
witfal, have fun...
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16 years ago
I'll be posting a few in the morning, but have to be at the airport by 07:30.
Thanks. Too late for the tux. Already fitted and waiting for me there.
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16 years ago
Not your tux. The groom's. One shot over his shoulder while your daughter's cutting the cake.
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16 years ago
Not gonna happen. He really is a great guy, and treats her like gold.
But if that changes, he's seen me shoot.
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16 years ago
Sounds like a really boring wedding, then.
A few years back, some young'uns in my ex's family got married, and held the reception at the best reception hall they could find within their budget: Gun club. Very interesting.
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16 years ago
Boringly beautiful, I'll bet. Seriously, no guns are needed.
Why not? My daughter is a whiz with a buck. I can't believe how she stretched the bucks I gave her; she came in 15% under, and gets to keep the three grand.
Smart girl.
They already have 65% of the price of a new home in the bank. Two more years banking his salary, and they've got no mortgage to worry about.
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16 years ago
Some of the guests were rattled, and others chuckling, as various people offered toasts amidst the sound of rifles outside. Some guy was practicing with a Marlin .45-70. LOUD!
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16 years ago
Better than party poppers.