Let's put 'em all up front of the new year and get it over.
- Flaps will make your engine overhead and die.
- The 009 dizzy was designed by God himself.
- The bigger the carbs the better.
- If your engine won't idle, retard it until it does and don't sweat it.
- If the engine stalls, retard it more.
** Yeah, the exhaust headers are supposed to glow bright red
- High octane gas makes you go faster.
- Loud pipes save lives.
- You can buy a fast, reliable engine for under 00.
** And the red engine is faster than the blue one.
- Heat risers last forever
** A copper coil wrapped around the manifold is better
- IRS is better than the so-called Swing Axle
- Heater channels aren't important
- Synthetic oil will cause bearing skidding and hair loss
- The best filters are orange
- John Conoley can't spell his last name right
- There _really is_ a Joey whats-his-name
- If Stafford ever answers a complicated question just say "Huh?"
- If he doesn't follow-up and admit he's an IDIOT, then it's a forgery