No, I'm not going to test the waters by making a boat out of it. But I did think of cutting the front end off behind the doors and hanging it in my living room, or cutting it lengthwise about 2' deep and hanging it up, just open the doors and find a big screen television with multimedia entertainment center inside.
Can't do it. I just love her too much. My thought for a long time was to have it, if not restored, thoroughly repaired so I can put it back into service. Oh, it runs, but I just keep it alive and occasionally use the empty cargo area to help someone move stuff. Okay, I store a lot of junk in it.
The camper inside was removed when I put it up on blocks for about 4 years only to find that a colony of mice had made it their home. There was significant mildew and what mice leave behind, so I ripped it all out, saving the hardware. The pop top, true to its name, popped off one day on the freeway. Fortunately nobody was hurt, but it wasn't much to look at by the time several hundred cars and trucks ran over it.
I didn't miss the camper. My idea when I stripped the cargo bay clean was to have the van tricked out and then add a spiffy three-vessel home-brewing setup to display at car shows. So I had a purpose in mind, never mind the fact that I'm older now and most of my dreams like this have fallen away.
When I had to move it out of the woods, it needed an engine, so I used a Super Beetle engine out of a wreck and it's been in there for seven years now. If you know anything about these things, then you know I hadda take a file to the upper left engine case bolt hole in order to get the stock bolt to the transaxle to fit. A backyard repair, worked, but the case is probably trashed as far as trading it in for another engine.
Other than an extensive repair job and continuing to drive it (maybe even going so far as semi-restoring it and using it every day instead of buying a new car), I'd thought of selling it. Maybe someone else can make her ship-shape and love her. It was originally bought in Germany, driven around on vacation, then imported as a used van.
25,000 miles later, in 1972, I bought it and put 325,000 miles on it.I've had it in every state except Hawaii and Alaska. I camped in it in Maine in 10 degrees below zero, in the deserts of Arizona in 110 degree weather, in Florida for Space Shuttle launches, and in Washington State for hang-gliding and hydroplane races. I lived in it when I took a degree (okay, three degrees), and it's been up most every hang-gliding site in Washington, Oregon, California and Arizona. I can't tell you how many rock concerts it's been to, but Pink Floyd is in there, Yes as well, and some big concerts like the filming of "A Star Is Born." At least three children have been conceived in it. It even has a name, The (green) Frog, but I also call it The Vlasic because it ain't a Classic (yet). It's a vehicle with a story.
I have all kinds of spare parts, rubber I've never installed, the original plates (Washington 63's), and a letter I got from the factory with original dates on it like when it was manufactured and delivered.
The body is not too bad, but it has minor collision damage in the rear (I have a replacement rear bumper) and a moderately challenging bash-in to the passenger side front door. Leaks around the windshields, natch.
I just know this van is going to fetch $25,000 or even $50,000 when the Japanese collectors discover the "60's" and start bidding for splitties. I know if I wanted to buy one I'd probably have to lay out $10,000 or sumpin'. So how much is it really worth?. Maybe I should put $5,000 into it to make it nice again. I don't know, geeze. How do I set a value on such a treasured object?