There was a young lady from Venice

Oct 28, 2004 7 Replies

Whose body was shaped like a...


Opps, wrong forum, sorry

Franz Bestuchev decided to add:

aww - go on, tell us the rest...

I was posting it in hopes that someone else knew how it ended... :)

Franz Bestuchev decided to add:

Franz Bestuchev decided to add:

The only one close I know of is....

There was a young man from Venice Who played a good game of lawn tennis. But the game he liked best, Far more than the rest, Was played with two balls and a penis...

That seems to be the only limerick that I can find in google, I was trying to post to another group that had a guy who knew this one...ah well.

There once was a wonderful wizard, Who had a fierce pain in his gizzard. So he drank wind and snow, At 40 below, And farted a 40 mile blizzard

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