This should explain it all.... A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the good ol' US of A. After all, when we had the first one back in '73, President Jimmy Carter assured us it would never happen again. Well, there's a simple answer why it has happened again. Nobody bothered to check the oil, and we just didn't know we were getting low. This is, of course, for a purely geographical reason... Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas.... Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!!!!
So what? It's satirical humor, not history... lighten up a little.
Of course they do. How else are they gonna figure how much they can rake in per year (which does not mean gouging just in case you started to jump on that, too).
Today we complain (that's a generality) about the lines and the high prices, and everything else, in exactly the same way we did back then.
What? Did you think I intentionally insulted those places not mentioned? Not so. The vast majority of oil reserves are in the places mentioned. Since it was meant as humor, it was not intended to be exact in the details.
What happened Jeff? Lose your sense of humor at a rest stop? Come on.... Lighten up a mite... it's political satire... and notice please that the "dipsticks" are bi-partisan dipsticks... not just Republicans or Democrats. So it wasn't Jimmy Carter... big deal. It is true that the pundits of the time did say they would fix things so it never happened again... and a lot of those pundits are still in office.
I think if you take a gander, you're the only one who took it serious and went off like a sky rocket in flight...
Tell that to the folks in Florida and Louisiana, etc, after each hurricane evacuation, whether mandated or voluntary.
Actually, we did. After that came the era of the small vehicles, with small engines. the Mustang IIs, and the Datsuns.
However, as is normal with human nature, over time people forget about bad experiences, like gas lines, and revert to old ways. And those who were too young, or not even born yet have nothing to compare except the stories their parents tell... and who listens to parents?
The biggest change has come in the last decade or so. All those fresh young technos who made a killing and could afford all the toys, with all the bells and whistles.... or at least thought they could. Never mind that many of them are deep in hock. They are the ones who wanted to live like the movie stars and jetsetters.To be the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs and Martha Stewart's of the modern era.
It's like giving a kid a choice, 'Do you want to go to Disneyworld, or do you want to go mow the lawn?'
I was speaking of US oil reserves. Not Saudi, not Argentinean, not Mexican, not Canadian. Again, so what? You took a piece of humor and turned it into some kind of classroom lecture.
I previously ignored the fact that you became insulting. Now, I simply wonder why you found the need to revert to such self demeaning measures over a joke, dumb or otherwise.
I'm not the one who couldn't see the humor in the original post. You are the one who took it serious and made a big deal out of it.
Once again; so what is the big deal? Are you simply trying to find fault out of embarrassment for not recognizing the joke?
I know when it was, as I was one of many who suffered through long lines and rationing based on a number on my license plate. And when I wasn't dealing with it on a personal level, I was one of many being dispatched to break up fights and control traffic.
Incorrect. Check with anyone who handles fireworks for celebrations. The sky rockets to use go off when they reach the designated altitude based on the timing of the fusing.
Never planned to. I enjoy retirement. Besides, even Jay Leno bombs out once in a while, or has an audience where not everyone gets the joke.
Interesting article regarding running out of oil, I submit it here for your consideration / discussion. It came out between 6 months and a year ago, so it's slightly dated.
formatting link
Pretty much everything comes from oil and we've been on the bottom half of the tank since the '70's, and consuming ever more. And there's not really anything on the horizon that's going to take its place when it runs out. And it doesn't even HAVE to run out--as soon as it even starts getting scarce there will be major problems. And it's gonna happen--probably sooner than anyone is prepared for. As Jung said, quoted in the article, "People can't take too much reality."
Oil shortage? Didn't you see the CEO of chevron or BP or one of them tell congress that we don't have a shortage because they raised prices so not so much oil was used. No kidding, he did say that! They saved us from an oil shortage by bending us over. They are just thinking of us. Its funny they can't seem to explain there record profits other than it is just happened. Same thing with power companies, conserve! conserve! That way we can jack the price up, make less electricity, and still make lots of profit. No need to build more power plants. Works out great for them, lower overhead, good excuse for inflated prices(low supply), and still good profit. Freekin money grubbin criminals.
Yet it is many people who grew up after the oil crisis of the 70s who recycle, use solar energy and other green ways.
Mowing the lawn is bad for the environment. Lawn mowers are amoungst the worst polluters when it comes to hyrdrocarbons and other ozone forming gases.
And what is wrong with that? It is an oppurtunity for us to learn.
The reality of it is that the US is not the only country on the planet. And a large portion of out energy comes from overseas.
Now who can't tell a joke?
Oops. My bad. You did figure out it was a joke.
I saw the humor. It just wasn't very funny, IMO.
Thank you for doing a job that helps keep people safe. Law enforcement is an important job, one you should be proud of.
For obvious reasons, I won't give up my day job to become a comedian. Besides, more than enough kids laugh at me in my classroom every day. (They point out that they aren't laughing with me, but they are laughing *at* me ;) ).
I think that in the future, people will see that we were short-sighted to burn the oil when it is such an important building block for plastics and other things.
While I agree that there are few substitiutes for oil, there are ways to extand the oil supply, with conservation, building houses so that they need less heat and air conditioning, less energy to heat water, less fossil fuels to make electricity by using solar energy, using public transportation (I usually take a hybrid vehicle - a train - to work), walking to the store instead of driving, etc.
With proper measures, we should be able to greatly decrease our dependence on oil.
Why do you automatically assume it's a gas powered mower? It could be electric. It could be like the one in my garage. It is people powered.
Nothing wrong with learning at all. But to wipe humor out of everything in order to teach, that is just sad. Much like wiping out all humor in the name of political correctness. Just what we need... a well educated but humorless society.
As I recall, it takes more energy to make some of those dino based pro ducts....
It should be pointed out that because we have invested in far more energy efficient homes in the area of insulation, people are actually less healthy because of the lack of air exchange.
We should, but will we?
Since nobody really knows how much oil there is today, who knows. There are a lot of geologists who feel that there is far more oil that we think there is. (Better not let that get out or there will be no reason for any conservation.)
Sadly, it is those least able to afford it that are hurt by taxes. Do you really think Bill gates, or any Hollywood types, or politicians worry about paying more?
MotorsForum website is not affiliated with any of the manufacturers or service providers discussed here.
All logos and trade names are the property of their respective owners.