I thought I'd seen everything. I've seen
Stupid little girls pulling out of a parking lot, yakking on the phone, all the way until their destination. It always seems to be girls. I never see a guy yakking on the phone like that.
Cars stopped 2-4 car lengths back of the stop line, and then they wonder why the light doesn't change.
A Toyota doing exactly 55 in the MIDDLE lane on the expressway, thinking they're obeying the law and saving gas. (In Chicago you can get ticketed for obstructing traffic for driving that slow in the middle lane.)
But yesterday, I saw the topper. Some Goofus McDoofus came to a dead stop right in the second lane of a 4 lane freeway. Of course, everyone else had to stop, too. Surprised he didn't get rear-ended. Then he got out of the truck, picked up something out of the road, got back in and started off again.
Charles the Curmudgeon