The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from
Georgia. The guy should run for president.
"We the sensible people of the United States of America, in an attempt to
help everyone "just get long", restore some semblance of justice, avoid any
more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try Ďone more timeí to ordain and
establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt
ridden, delusional masses... We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a
whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that
they require a Bill of No Rights."
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of
wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is
You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
freedom, and that means freedom for everyone Ė not just you! You may leave
the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world
is full of idiots, and probably always will be and like the rest of us you
need to simply learn to deal with it.
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver
in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer
to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy by telling them
they didnít warn you not to stick the screwdriver in your eye.
You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most
charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we
are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of
professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes.
You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from
the looks of public housing, we should be wary of public health care or
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap,
rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, donít be surprised if the rest of
us want to see you fry in the electric chair (yes, capital punishment/the
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or
coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, donít be surprised if
the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won
ít have the right to a big screen color TV, pool tables, weight rooms or a
life of leisure.
You donít have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job,
and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take
advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs, education and vocational
training laid before you to make yourself useful.
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you
have the right to PURSUE happiness Ė which by the way, is a lot easier if
you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those
of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
This is an English speaking country. We donít care where youíre from. We
welcome you here. English is our language and like the one you left behind,
we also have a culture. Learn and embrace it or return to the country and
living conditions you were fleeing.
If you agree, share this with a friend. No... You donít have to, and nothing
tragic will befall you if you donít. I just think itís about time common
sense is allowed to flourish Ė just call it "The Age of Reason Revisited".