>> A lady walked into a Chevy dealership to browse, and spotted
> >> the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" pickup - and walked over to
> >> inspect it closer.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
> >> unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone
> >> had noticed.
> >>
> >> There standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant
> >> smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" > >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as
> >> though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is
> >> the price of this lovely vehicle?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry
> >> to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when
> >> you hear the price.