. . EDITED =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D gear snipped-for-privacy@sympatico.ca (Todd) writes.......
I have a 74 Chevy Pickup Since it's summer, now is the time to undercoat.
=A0=A0By the way, I live in southern Ont. Canada, salt is a major concearn.
=A0=A0=A0=A0 Since I am being cheap and can't see myself paying $60 for a gallon, what is a good recipe for making my own oil undercoating.
=A0=A0=A0=A0Thanks for your input, hope this helps someone else too. =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
DOWN HOME UNDERCOATING Recipe:
1 rich friend (with a good attitude)
1 independent repair garage (unkempt)
Go over to rich friends house and borrow his Wagner Power Sprayer, preferably from his wife while he's not at home.
Stop by the sloppiest looking indepent mechanic shop in town and get you some of that used motor oil they been pouring out the back door of the shop onto the ground.
go home...... start spraying.
and...... never tell your buddy what you used in his Wagner Sprayer.....cuz.....he might not have as good an attitude as you think.
and....... you're gonna need to borrow it again....... after a couple heavy rains.
and..... a couple times during the winter.
what? you don't believe me?
okee dokee..... then do this....
go get you a milk crate, a bucket of used motor oil, a case of beer, a couple good cigars, and maybe some of that "red bud" you got hid in the top of the closet, and a water sprinkler.
now....go outside with everything, sit on the milk crate, lite up one of them ceegars, open you up a beer, stick yer hand down in that bucket of motor oil, now take it back out.... and sit there. Now ....in the morning....when the beers gone, (and i know you done smoked that "red bud"), move the milk crate over next to the water sprinkler, go cut on the water..... and have yerself a sit. Now hold out that hand that you stuck down in that motor oil last night.
WAKE UP....!!!!!! stay with me here man..... this things get'n scientific now.
I know..... you been sit'n on that milk crate all night long, you're drunk, high, tired and got SLIGHTLY oily hand. Well....we're almost done ....so hang in there.
okay....back to the experiment.
You sit there on that milk crate for about
2 hours with that sprinkler running while you hold out that oily hand of yours.....
then.......
come on back and do a repost and let me know if you think that motor oil you want to spray on that truck .....is gonna stay there very long, being as it's gonna be out there in the weather a leeettle bit longer than your hand was, and we can be quite sure the water preasure washing it back off will be jest a weeee bit more than that sprinkler of yers.
NO...NO...NO!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN NOT ....mix it with flower and make it stick longer.
however......
if you got a friend with a ceiling hopper..... and some spare axle grease......
oo L O
~:~ MarshMonster ~you could go find a road that's getting paved... and run down er a couple 5 dozen times or so~ =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D