Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs

Big Bertha Thing Faculty (Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

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301 files from the second battle of cyberspace.

Students Research Faculty

1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user)
2. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user)
3. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.)
4. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.)
5. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
6. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
7. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
8. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
9. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user)
10. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user)

Big Bertha Thing galios

Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing corporate

1. What happened to the guys on the most wanted list?
2. Corporate America opened fire with an industrial strength denial of service attack.
3. It was complete with worm virus.
4. 150K mailbox postings.
5. Daily basis.
6. Unlimited smtp mailboxes and names.
7. Ownership of smtp mailbox provider.
8. This is a proprietorial interest in Usenet newsgroup postings.
9. Big Bertha is now on the list.
10. A sustainable defense would be nice.
11. When the guns fall silent, the battle will be over.
12. There were enough shells for 42 months, without recycling.

Big Bertha Thing binary

The defense is of course binary; the old one two. You need two filters. The first blocks mailbox entry and strips out the from mailbox address, for disclosure. It uses mailbox address or sufix to select postings. The second uses partial strings. Any portion of the mailbox address or subject line to select postings. It flags them as deleted and moves them to the trashcan. The trashcan auto-deletes before the mailbox fills up. Lastly you need vacation auto-reply and a mailing list, with an smtp mailbox. The replies from auto reply tell you which mailboxes are closed. The mailing list replies confirms which mailboxes are open.

NB There may be another case with the same protaganist:-

Big Bertha Thing Faculty (Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

page 600K ZIP fileAstrophysics net ring Access siteNewsgroup Reviews including sci.med

301 files from the second battle of cyberspace.

Students Research Faculty

1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user)
2. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user)
3. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.)
4. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.)
5. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
6. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
7. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
8. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
9. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user)
10. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user)

Big Bertha Thing galios

Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing debit

UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory.

1. Every cheque book has a debit card.
2. You do not sign agreement for debit card.
3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled.
4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling.
5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier)
6. Cheque guarantee card included.
7. Cash Card included.
8. Phantom withdrawals included.
9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets.
10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals.
11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals.
12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it?
13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction?
14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for safe-keeping. (Escrow)
15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough.
16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous.
17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their official capacity, as per job description.
18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient for class action.

Big Bertha Thing Faculty (Sequel to battle) Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

page 600K ZIP fileAstrophysics net ring Access siteNewsgroup Reviews including sci.med

301 files from the second battle of cyberspace.

Students Research Faculty

1. Existence 2. Zero interference 3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding) 4. Articles (See Armistice terms) 5. Publications (See overview) 6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies) 7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators) 8. Access (All user or staff only.) 9. SRF Classical Astronomy (see OUSA Research, All user)
2. SRF Net Access Policy (See OUSA Research, All user)
3. SRF Los Alamos (see Armistice terms, OUSA Research, restricted access.)
4. SRF Big Bertha (See SRF Los Alamos, staff only.)
5. SRF Strategic Studies (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
6. SRF Specification (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
7. SRF Mathematics (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
8. SRF Prototype (See SRF Big Bertha, staff only.)
9. SRF Yesterslaggings (SRF Net Access Policy, all user)
10. OUSA Classical Particle (OUSA Research, All user)

Big Bertha Thing galios

Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive. After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job. The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name. Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place. Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing Probe-B

In the Sunday Telegraph of 11th April 2004, the QED section, gave the story of the Gravity Probe-B satellite launch. This is expected to prove the existence of a new force of nature, proposed by Einstein.

There are one or two problems with this:- 1. Einstein never proposed this new force of nature. (Funding canard) 2. It is a magnetic force directly proportional to angular momentum. (Memomagnetism) 3. It is weak at Newtonian speeds and strong at near light speeds. 4. The big three in gyroscopes are Einstein, Professor Francis Everitt of Stanford University and Harold Crabtree M.A. 5. One wrote the definitive book on the subject and the other two read it. 6. The relevant extract from the book is given below. (Spider published 4th March 1998) 7. They do not credit the costermonger, with the definitive experiment, which proves the existence of the new force of nature. 8. They do not accept that the novelty item was a valid experiment. 9. They believe that the spider wheel was magnetized.

1. The costermonger did not magnetize the spider wheel, he exploited a force of nature.
2. The costermonger discovered, applied and sold the first working application.
3. There is an eye-witness account from 1850 by the author, which kindled his life-long interest.
4. The description was published in 1909, in the same book.
5. The force of nature has been missing for 150 years, since its discovery.
6. The first modern publication on the subject is spider, on 4th March 1998. (Usenet)
7. Attribution and due credit are two of the failings of modern science.

Big Bertha Thing spider Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

page JPG 11K ImageAstrophysics net ring Access siteNewsgroup Reviews including uk.rec.cycling Drawing of a clockwork spider wheel and hairpin.

Extract from Introductory Chapter;- The "Spider tops," which are frequently sold in the streets of London, consist of a heavy little disc mounted on a spindle (Fig. XIV.). When the disc has been set spinning a small curved piece of metal is placed to touch the toe, and at once begins to slide round it, first the side (a) in the figure, and then the side (b), the motion continuing backwards and forwards till the top comes to rest. The fact is that the toe is magnetic, and this being the case it is easy to see that the rolling of the toe on the side of the metal produces the motion.

From the book An Elementary Treatment of the Theory of Spinning Tops and Gyroscopic Motion. By Harold Crabtree M.A. Formerly Scholar of Pembroke College, Cambridge Assistant Master at Charterhouse Longmans, Green and Co. 1923 First Edition 1909 Second Edition 1914 New Impression 1923 (C) Copyright Tony Lance 1998 Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Big Bertha Thing fact

Anything but a fact, changes the face of twentieth century science.

1. No iron moons and planetary cores.
2. No red shift measure of speed.
3. No Patrick Moore star at 95% the speed of light.
4. Muons arrive on earth.
5. Relativity is like an imaginary number; useful but not real.
6. Einstein-Haas gives a field strength 1/10000th the electric field.
7. Wave particle duality is a field effect.
8. Schroedinger is an approximation.

Who has the wit to check the fact?

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing astronomy Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

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OUSA Research moderator gone missing OUSA Astrology moderator gone missing NOUS VOUS downgraded to OUSA VOUS C-in-C winning side 1st and 2nd battles of cyberspace, not yet reinstated. Vice-chancellors heads should roll.

Big Bertha Thing ME

There is no test for ME, no diagnosis. It is just a process of elimination. So a doctor, who does not believe Is just as right as one who does. Where does this leave the hot and tired, Pole-axed, without a leg to stand on victim? The incidental pain of disbelief Is compounded by the length of the chain. Each link forged by an unshakeable lack. Cigarettes were once not linked to cancer. CJD was not linked to mad cows. Crack nicotine cigarettes not branded by makers. Pity the child taken into care for being ill. A taxi used less and less cannot be justified. Cancel a taxi because there are no medical grounds. Attendance at school is purely subjective, It depends on how the child feels getting up. A medical note can improve exam marks. DHSS guidelines believe in ME, at last!

Complex numbers can solve all the roots of polynomials to N powers. Collapse numbers can count all the polka dots on any polygon exactly.

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing NASA II

Hi James, Further to your above link, you have missed one or two sub-plots:- 1. Case documentation has been published on my web site. 2. My nbci web site has been closed. 3. You did not do this. 4. The opposition did it. (3rd Battle of Cyberspace) 5. You do not believe the opposition exists. 6. All Big Bertha Thing postings on that Saturday had the same prefix. 7. NASA would tell you to shut up. 8. Thank you for calling me Tony. 9. There is no problem my end.

1. A rocket scientist counts double.
2. John Prescott, Minister of the Crown counts double.
3. Ken Livingstone, Mayor of Greater London counts double.
4. Both have appointed directors to LPFA. (see mayor)
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   Pensions Ombudsman's judgements cannot be enforced on these directors.15. Magna Carta does not apply; they are above the law.16. It is feudal personal political patronage; all opticians to a man.Thank you, Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing dwarf Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

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White Dwarfs, Neutron Stars, And Black Holes

v1.0 01 sep 99 greg goebel public domain

Contents List:-

1.THE DISCOVERY OF WHITE DWARFS

2.WHITE DWARFS AND ELECTRON DEGENERACY

3.THE STRUCTURE AND EVOLUTION OF WHITE DWARFS

4.WHITE DWARFS AND THE AGE OF THE GALAXY

5.BEYOND WHITE DWARFS?

6.NEUTRON STARS DISCOVERED

7.CHARACTERISTICS OF NEUTRON STARS

8.MILLISECOND PULSARS AND OTHER UNUSUAL NEUTRON STARS

9.BLACK HOLES DISCOVERED?

10.MINIHOLES

11.COMMENTS, SOURCES, AND REVISION HISTORY

Big Bertha Thing checklist

Neighbour checklist

1.Your child beaten up? 2.Rat-proof dustbins? 3.Broken windows? 4.You have apologised? 5.Police called out? 6.Security lighting? 7.New fences? 8.No Leylandii? 9.No Russian Vine? 10.No Solicitors letters sent?

Our score is 10, one neighbour scores 1, another scores 5.

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing warlord

The last time I heard that an apology given under duress was valid, was in the Monty Python' comedy sketch on the Spanish Inquisition. Everytime anyone said Spanish Inquisition, then 3 red cardinals turned up to organise it.

What do I have in comon with a Texas cattle baron? He thinks that he is a bigger liar than I am. I think I am.

What does a drill sargeant have in comon with a chinese warlord? He says that the sun will not rise tomorrow. His men believe it.

What is the difference between a Texas cattle baron and a chinese warlord? The one knows he is lying. The other has never had the problem.

Big Bertha Thing adversity

Milton (1644) from The Liberty of Unlicensed Printing.

First, when a city shall be as it were besieged and blocked about, her navigable river infested, inroads and incursions round, defiance and battle oft rumoured to be marching up even to her walls and suburb trenches; that then the people, or the greater part, more than at other times, wholly taken up with the study of the highest and most important matters to be reformed, should be disputing, reasoning, reading, inventing, discourcing, even to a rarity and admiration, things not before discourced or written of, argues first a singular good will, contentedness and confidence in your prudent forsight, and safe government, Lords and Commons; and from thence derives itself to a gallant bravery and well-grounded contempt of their enemies, as if there were no small number of as great spirits among us, as his was, who when Rome was nigh besieged by Hannibal, being in the city, bought that piece of ground at no cheap rate whereon Hannibal himself encamped his own regiment. Next, it is a lively and cheerful presage of our happy success and victory. For as in a body, when the blod is fresh, the spirits pure and vigorous, not only to vital, but to rational faculties, and those in the acutes and the pertest operations of wit and subtilty, it argues in what good plight and constitution the body is; so when the cheerfulness of the people is so sprightly up, as it has not only wherewith to guard well its own freedom and safety, but to spare, and to bestow upon the solidest and sublimest points of contyroversy, and new invention, it betokens us not degenerated, nor drooping to a fatal decay, by casting off the old and wrinkled skin of corruption to outlive these pangs, and wax young again, entering the glorious ways of truth and prosperous virtue, destined to become great and honourable in these latter ages. Methinks I see in my mind a noble and puissant nation rousing herself like a strong man after sleep, and shaking her inincible locks; methinks I see her as an eagle nursing her mighty youth, and kindling her undazzled eyes at the full mid-day beam; purging and unscaling her long-abused sight at the fountain itself of heavenly radiance; while the whole noise of timorous and flocking birds, with those also that love the twilight, flutter about amazed at what she means, and in their envious gabble would prognosticate a year of sects and schisms.

Big Bertha Thing liberty

Milton (1644) from The Liberty of Unlicensed Printing What should ye do then, should ye suppress all this flowery crop of knowledge and new light sprung up and yet springing daily in this city? Should ye set an oligarchy of twenty engrossers over it, to bring a famine upon our minds again, when we shall know nothing but what is measured to us by their bushell? Believe it, Lords and Commons! they who counsel you to such a suppression, do as good as bid ye suppress yourselves; and I will soon show how. If it be desired to know the immediate cause of all this free writing and free speaking, there cannot be assigned a truer than your own mild, and free, and humane government: it is the liberty, Lords and Commons, which your own valorous and happy counsels have purchased us; liberty, which is the nurse of all great wits; this is that which hath rarified and enlightened our spirits like the influence of heaven; this is that which hath enfranchised, enlarged, and lifted up our apprehensions degrees above themselves. Ye cannot make us now less capable, less knowing, less eagerly pursuing of the truth, unless ye first make yourselves, that made us so, less the lovers, less the founders of our true liberty. We can grow ignorant again, brutish, formal, slavish, as ye found us; but you then must first become that which ye cannot be, oppressive, arbitrary, and tyrannous, as they were from whom ye have freed us. That our hearts are now more capacious, our thoughts more erected to the search and expectations of greatest and exactest things, is the issue of your own virtue propagated in us; ye cannot suppress that, unless ye reinforce an abrogated and merciless law, that fathers may despatch at will their own children. And who shall then stick closest to ye, and excite others? not he who takes up arms for coat and conduct, and his four nobles of Dangelt. Although I dispraise not the defence of just immunities, yet love my peace better, if that were all. Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely, according to conscience, above all liberties.

Big Bertha Thing indomitable

(1938) about biography of Lord Grey of Falloden

Lord Grey of Falloden sprang from a Northumberland family of country squires, who for generations had played a part in public affairs. His own pleasures lay in the country, but his sense of duty drove him into politics. He was happiest fishing for trout, and watching wild birds, but once he was a member of parliament his abilities and character won for him a prominence that gave him little time for such pursuits. From 1905 to 1916 Lord Grey was Foreign Secretary. It is strange that the man whose heart was never entirely in politics should have risen to such a high office, should have held it so long, and in such crucial years.

It is possible to consider Lord Grey's life as a failure. His sense of duty prevented him from living the life he loved. His efforts to preserve the peace of Europe suffered the defeat of August 1914, that darkened the rest of his life. He sacrificed his eyesight in his wartime service in the government. When at last release came, and he returned to his birds and books, he could no longer see them. Domestic griefs beset him. Yet as our extract from his biography shows, from this tragic material his serene and strong nature won a greatness that is an inspiration and splendid example.(Two extracts follow)

He was equally cut off from books, of which as life advanced he had grown scarcely less fond.

I classify the different parts of my body as being of different ages, as thus: Sense of smell aged 99 years Eyes 95 Stomach 85 Sense of Hearing 56 (My age) Brain 56 Heart and lungs 45 It makes an unequal team to get along with.

does ANYONE know what the hell these bertha posts are all about?

Like who's posting them, and why?

He's one of those people who post things like that. On the Internet, that seems to be as much explanation as we'll ever get. Much better than the sad little insult-junkies, I hope you agree.

Mike.

Big Bertha Thing unified Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

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The unification of Quantum and relativity theory

by Sidereus Nuncius Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics Subject: What Time Is (I to IV) Date: 18 Sep 1999

CONTENTS

TOPIC

1.Devotion 2.Dedication 3.Abstract 4.Introduction 5.Theory of Time 6.Theory of Space 7.Theory of Motion 8.Relativistic Quantum Physics

Big Bertha Thing pip

Dear Pip, Guilty as charged. I should not have done any of the following;-

1.Defended you in the moderators newsgroup. 2.Given you an invitation, when the dogs were at your door. 3.Offered you a refuge, with the spam explosion survivors. 4.Ticked off the moderators. 5.Put your name up in lights on OUSA Astronomy and Astronomy and Space. 6.Put back the release of my software package, just because of the spam troubles.

Personally I would take me out and shoot me, there is no punishment too bad for any moderator, who gets even one complaint. We should be above reproach, like Caesers' wife.

I will of course remove the words "Extract to explain the project to Pip" from all further postings.

Please accept my appologies for all the bad things I did, before your elevation to moderator. I only pick on little people. Thank you, Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing corporate

1. What happened to the guys on the most wanted list?
2. Corporate America opened fire with an industrial strength denial of service attack.
3. It was complete with worm virus.
4. 150K mailbox postings.
5. Daily basis.
6. Unlimited smtp mailboxes and names.
7. Ownership of smtp mailbox provider.
8. This is a proprietorial interest in Usenet newsgroup postings.
9. Big Bertha is now on the list.
10. A sustainable defense would be nice.
11. When the guns fall silent, the battle will be over.
12. There were enough shells for 42 months, without recycling.

Big Bertha Thing binary

The defense is of course binary; the old one two. You need two filters. The first blocks mailbox entry and strips out the from mailbox address, for disclosure. It uses mailbox address or sufix to select postings. The second uses partial strings. Any portion of the mailbox address or subject line to select postings. It flags them as deleted and moves them to the trashcan. The trashcan auto-deletes before the mailbox fills up. Lastly you need vacation auto-reply and a mailing list, with an smtp mailbox. The replies from auto reply tell you which mailboxes are closed. The mailing list replies confirms which mailboxes are open.

NB There may be another case with the same protaganist:-

Big Bertha Thing spamlock

One of the filters used includes the hosts shown as listed below. 1. These might be forgeries. 2. These might be global players carrying out denial of service attacks, on newsgroup users, to further corporate aims. 3. Each mailbox is one-way; it can send mail, but not receive it. 4. To control the attack, some mailboxes need to be two-way. 5. Microsoft.com was once on the two-way list, but seems to have thought better of it. 6. Aol.com was once on the two-way list, but seems to have thought better of it. 7. Yahoo.com is still on the two-way list. 8. Forgers do not ever think better of it. 9. This list was first compiled in January 2004.

1. The attack has now stopped, after 12 months.
2. This is one month after disclosure of mailbox logs, on usenet.
3. Denial of service attacks are illegal, so what is the FBI doing about it beyond prevarication?
4. The number of two-way mailboxes has been reduced to three major players.
5. Two of them are mentioned above. (Possibly all three.)
6. Microsoft in their recent unsuccessfull proposal, wanted the internet to use their patented software for identification of mailboxes. (Anti-open source) See link:-
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Big Bertha Thing sumation Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

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Ready to run Fortran 77 program software, using double precision and extended precision versions. Complete with source code in listing format and the original extended precision subroutine source code. Sumation N = N*N + N all over 2, where N=1,2,3,..N (C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000 To comply with my copyright, please distribute complete and free of charge.

Big Bertha Thing postings

Depleted uranium shells were once used at great cost, in terms of Gulf War Syndrome.

At Agincourt the English long bow took a large toll, due to the arrows being armour-piercing and re-useable.

The above shells were armour-piercing, but can hardly be called re-useable and should not have been used once. Big Bertha Thing posting features;-

1. Ornate Engraving and Scrollwork.
2. Re-useable.
3. Armour-piercing.
4. Zero casualties.
5. Re-configurable.
6. Accurate.
7. Tactical.
8. Strategic.
9. Scientific.
10. Weighty.
11. Start of Thread.
12. Brand Name.
13. Banned on moderators conference.
14. Whole moderators thread deleted, with the exception of tenure posting.
15. Tenure read only request withdrawn.
16. 2K Anecdote (Assault Rifle Bullet and detonator.) Day 23
17. 4K Preface (Anecdote and Attachment description.) Day 24
18. 50K Attachment (Powder charge for shell with detonator.) Days 1 - 20
19. 600K Attachment (powder charge for bomb with detonator.) Days 21, 22
20. 50K postings pair, with 12 on-topic and 6 off-topic. Hydrogen bomb (2 shells with jacket of water; H2O) Days 25, 26
21. Odd configurations. (Landmine, boobytrap and armistice terms.)
22. Zip disc spanning. (Manual operation encryption technique.) Day 21, 22
23. Potential CD-Rom triology.
24. Astrophysics web-ring web site.
25. PI web-ring web site with software.
26. Web publisher for unpublished scientific works, including fringe.
27. Particle periodic table research project with results and software.
28. First Aid Tent for Spam Attack Victim Support Group.
29. Sesame Street beat Darth Vader twice. (1st and 2nd Battles of Cyberspace.)
30. To the victor the spoils; a web site built on them. (level 2 HTML)
31. Politics makes poor science.

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas (see below)

From a Charles Dickens Birthday Book The Langham Birthday Books Leopold B Hill, Langham Place, W. London. Compiled by B.W.Matz Printed in Great Britain by The Woodbridge Press Ltd., Guildford. Purchased for Christmas in 1921

Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year to Mods and CP Conf.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997 To comply with my copyright please distribute complete and free of charge.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

December 18th May the green holly-tree flourish, striking its roots deep into our English ground, and having its germinating qualities carried by the birds of Heaven all over the world! The Holly Tree December 19th Seasonable tokens are about.... Lavish profusion in the shops; particularly in the articles of currants, raisins, spices, candied peel, and miost sugar. Edwin Drood December 20th Christmas was close at hand, in all his bluff and hearty honesty; it was the season of hospitality, merriment, and open heartedness. The Pickwick Papers December 21st And numerous indeed are the hearts to which Christmas brings a brief season of happiness and enjoyment.... How many old recollections, and how many dormant sympathies, does Christmas time awaken. The Pickwick Papers December 22nd It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. A Christmas Carol December 23rd Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused-, in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened- by the reccurence of Christmas. Sketches by Boz December 24th I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. A Christmas Carol December 25th A Christmas family party! We know nothing in nature more delightful! There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.... Would that Christmas lasted the whole year through! Sketches by Boz December 26th Let the benignant figure of my childhood stand unchanged! In every cheerful image and suggestion that the season brings, may the bright star that rested above the poor roof, be the star of all the Christian world. A Christmas Tree December 27th Another Christmas come, another year gone!... More figures in the lengthening sum of recollection that we work and work at to our torment, till death idly jumbles all together, and rules all out. The Haunted Man December 28th The windows of the house of Memory and the windows of the house of Mercy are not so easily closed as windows of glass and wood. They fly open unexpectedly; they rattle in the night. Somebody's Luggage December 29th Who seeks to turn him (Time) back, or stay him on his course, arrests a mighty engine, which will strike the meddler dead, and be the fiercer and the wilder, ever, for its momentary check! The Chimes

Big Bertha Thing pastures Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

Access page to 138K ZIP fileAstrophysics net ring Access siteNewsgroup Reviews including alt.support.attn-deficit Worked example of Outlandish Particle Periodic Table in Structure Order, complete with programs, source code in listing format and documentation.

Pastures Software Package. (Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.) Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System. (C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997 Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Big Bertha Thing cricket The Rules of Cricket by Tony Lance

1. 1st side goes in till all out. (10 out of 11) 2nd side goes in till all out. 1st side wins. Exceptions;- i Rain stops play is draw. ii 2nd side scores more, game stops they win. iii Equal final scores are a draw.
2. Every run counts one. Exceptions;- i A no runs boundary hit counts 4. ii A no runs clean over boundary hit counts 6. iii A no hit too wide counts 1. iv A no hit boundary counts 4. v A no hit over boundary counts 6. (missing rule) vi A no hit can still be run.
3. Caught out or bowled out. (owzat!) Exceptions;- i Stumped out. ii Run out. iii Thrown out. iv Trod on wicket. v Retired injured. Exception to all of above. Runner for slightly injured. Street Cricket Forget all the exceptions and rules 1 and 2. Equipment;- i Cut out bat. ii Rubber ball. iii Piece of chalk. Owner of bat goes first. Owner of ball goes first. Fielder bowls next. Bowled out, bowler bats. Caught out, catcher bats and swaps bat for ball. The end (C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000 Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

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Big Bertha Thing rim

News from the Asian Rim front. 1. The basic mailing list has 2000 mailboxes. (two-way) 2. The rate of increase is 400 mailboxes per 6 weeks. 3. This gives 4000 mailboxes in 8 months time. 4. The 4th Battle of Cyberspace began on 21st October 2002. 5. There are 2000 new Yahoo mailboxes per 6 weeks. (one-way) 6. Each one has a Big Bertha Thing posting inside it. 7. These are not 2000 world-wide. 8. They are not even 2000 in english. 9. They are 2000 Asian Rim non-english.

1. The 8 months target is 10,000 Yahoo mailboxes closed.
2. The Big Bertha Thing web site shows that one field of interest is spam attack strategic studies.
3. In theory the first three battles were unwinnable too.
4. The targets of all these mailboxes are newsgroup users.
5. Off-topic postings for the benefit of newsgroups are considered to be on-topic.
6. Shi Tao got 10 years for email about China after Yahoo named him to them. (see http)
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Big Bertha Thing SMTP

My paid email service provider (SP) is still a SMTP SP, but only just. 1. An infraction happened in July 2005. 2. The second infraction of the SMTP protocol began in September 2005. 3. Prior to July 2005, a limit of 600 postings per day was set, for every 5 mailboxes. (2004 AD) 4. 500 posting per hour was also set, which gives an average of 100 per mailbox. 5. Any postings exceeding these limits were not sent. 6. Notification of all email addresses not sent to, was sent to the mailbox. 7. This was in full accordance with the official SMTP protocol. 8. In July 2005, a posting was sent from 1 of the 5 mailboxes to another. 9. The TO: mailbox filtered the FROM: mailbox posting and it was not sent, neither were the copies. (Fixed July)

1. No notification of the email addresses not sent to, was sent to the mailbox.
2. Previously the same posting worked normally as per SMTP.
3. In September 2005, all outgoing emails were filtered by subject line and not sent. (Fixed October) See error message below.
4. No notification of the email addresses not sent to, was sent to the mailbox.
5. There appears to be two incompatible pieces of software, one of which does not comply with the SMTP protocol.
6. These two lack of notifications invalidate the whole purpose of the SMTP protocol.

Online Error Occurred. Sending Email Message "Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs" Reason: Error Reported by Server 451 Delivery Resource Unavailable (dm16.43286880.143cee)

Big Bertha Thing german

Warning on the The Rosary for the Holy Souls in Purgatory book, by Susan Tassone. (Warning on the Pray the Rosary booklet by divinemercy.org) 1. This supports a meditation for each Hail Mary. 2. This excludes 3 minutes meditation on each decade. 3. The Simple Prayer Book by CTS gives 10 straight Hail Marys. 4. The CTS version fulfills most requirements for a Plenary Indulgence. 5. This Indulgence can get a Holy Soul out of Purgatory. 6. St. Dominic taught 10 straight Hail Marys. 7. St. Louis-Marie de Montfort taught 10 straight Hail Marys. 8. How can a book for Holy Souls not mention Plenary Indulgences? 9. St. Bernadette of Lourdes would not remember 200 meditations.

1. The Legion of Mary has issued warnings about the meditation for each Hail Mary version.
2. This false version has been called the German Rosary.
3. It had an appalling effect on the rosary in Germany.
4. There is no Plenary Indulgence on this false version.
5. The sponsers have a devotion to Padre Pio.
6. Can they quote Padre Pio as being in favour of a meditation for each Hail Mary?

Thank you, Tony Lance

What's the point of cross-posting the (dodgy version) rules of cricket to a bunch of what is overwhelmingly Americans? Good thing you didn't get into the details of the fielding positions and Silly Mid-On... ;-)

And what is a no hit boundary???

DAS

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Big Bertha Thing moisture Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

Access page to 73K ZIP fileAstrophysics net ring access siteNewsgroup Reviews including misc.health.aids Working Prototype of second phase Pastures software, with 20 polyhedrons model and 200 buckminster fullerine molecules model, complete with programs, source code in listing format and using Pastures documentation.

Moisture Software Package. (Based on Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.) Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System. (C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997 Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Big Bertha Thing virus

18th October 1999 Hi Chris, Thanks for the Keyboard.drv, but Windows is still down. The new messages are;

1. Clock General Protection Fault in gdi.exe (system)
2. Progman Ditto krnl386.exe (system) Clock.exe see windows. Progman.exe see windows. The two options seem to be, to try another four files for windows 3.11 or save up and update PC. (130 pounds) They have a nice 486DX66 16MB 270MB hard-drive 14" SVGA and win 95, at the same place I bought the 386PC. It is four times faster too. My biggest program takes 7 hours on standard IBM PC, 90 minutes on 386 and 20 minutes on

486DX, which has a built in maths co-processor. My DOS browser can read newsgroups, send/receive e-mail, browse web, but not receive attachments, look up my own site or update it. Keyboard.drv worked, but closed down every app in windows, so there was no way out. Clever that. The scrub round was in the book, for bypassing emm386. Wait till boot up gets to MSDOS loading and press F8. Step through Config.sys line-by-line with y answer. It then goes through autoexec.bat to last line of win. N answer drops you out to DOS prompt. Strange to say I can still work on my science maths project using Fortran 77 in DOS. Apps down with windows are Free Agent, WS-ftple, Winzip, F-Prot, Anyware Virus, Chekmate Virus, FirstClass client. It looks like I picked up a macro virus off a wordperfect attachment from e-mail of a guy in newsgroup. Three virus apps missed it. It is visible in notepad view of file after saving with write.exe. Isolate 386 and do not update site. You might check that my site is still up, by the back door and let me know the count. It could not have happened to a nicer chap. Thank you, Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing designer Once there was Big Blue, Baby Bell and Pax IBM. Now ther is Big Bertha, Baby Bill and Pax Microsoft. 1980 The Greater London Council, Central Computer Service installation standards for IBM mainframe had standard date subroutines as mandatory. 1980 No standards for Prime minicomputer, so date subroutine for program was written to be 2075 OK, by me. All IBM customers and suppliers applied IBM standards. Enforcement of these standards means that the following instances can only be designer software obsolescence.(Smoking Gun features.)

1. First PC operating system DOS was written 1980 (IBM/Microsoft) No 2000
2. Next PC operating system MS-DOS (Microsoft) No 2000
3. Windows 95 enabled macro virus (Microsoft) admitted
4. Windows 95 macro virus written by Microsoft.(admitted)
5. Windows 95 macro virus released by Microsoft.(admitted)
6. Windows 98 enabled text virus (Microsoft) admitted
7. Windows 98 no product recall, fix is on Microsoft website only.
8. Windows 98 to release virus just say it exists and fix is on website.
9. 1997 MS-DOS 6.20 licensed copy sold for Microsoft with no 2000.
10. 1999 Windows 3.11 virus closes all applications leaving no exit. Big Bertha Thing history

1st virus was boot sector virus, which was first sector of floppy disc or start here sector. 2nd virus was program virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by operating system as primary function thereoff.(exe, sys, com) 3rd virus was macro virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by wordprocessor or other application software.(doc) 4th virus was zip virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by zip application software.(zip) 5th virus was text virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by operating system as a purely viral function, otherwise uneccessary.(txt) Since 1980 the text virus has been impossible. 18 years to crack it, with Windows 98 by Microsoft. 42 million Windows 3.xx users. 12 million e-mail only users. Windows 95 not known. Windows 98 not known.

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@big-bertha-thing.com

Big Bertha Thing debit

UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory.

1. Every cheque book has a debit card.
2. You do not sign agreement for debit card.
3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled.
4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling.
5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier)
6. Cheque guarantee card included.
7. Cash Card included.
8. Phantom withdrawals included.
9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets.
10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals.
11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals.
12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it?
13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction?
14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for safe-keeping. (Escrow)
15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough.
16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous.
17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their official capacity, as per job description.
18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient for class action.

Big Bertha Thing hacked Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

Access page to 15K ZIP fileAstrophysics net ring Access siteNewsgroup Reviews including alt.politics

301 files from the third battle of cyberspace.

Big Bertha Thing hacked

I can perhaps make a unique claim. My Fortunecity web site has been closed, opened, hacked and disabled by Fortunecity.

1. 30th October 2000 Closed
2. 30th December 2000 Opened
3. 31st December 2000 Hacked
4. 1st January 2001 Net ring code deleted

My Astrophysics web ring picture was replaced by a Fortunecity logo. All I did was fight the third battle of cyberspace, using my FC mailbox, amongst others and a mail to newsgroups gateway.

It was a text only battle, no hacking or even anonymous mail was used. Site references were used instead of attachments. Thank you, Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing reason

1. Third Battle of Cyberspace.
2. Death Threats.(3)
3. Newsgroup Review.
4. Odd newsgroup users with 1000 postings.
5. Berserker attacks on legitimate postings to sci.astro et al.
6. Political and totally innexplicable.
7. Net Newbie basket cases.
8. Violent spam busters.
9. Abuse complaints procedure.
10. Web site closure.

Take your pick, the opposition will not give you the choice.

Tony Lance snipped-for-privacy@inspiron.co.uk

Big Bertha Thing Probe-B

In the Sunday Telegraph of 11th April 2004, the QED section, gave the story of the Gravity Probe-B satellite launch. This is expected to prove the existence of a new force of nature, proposed by Einstein.

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There are one or two problems with this:- 1. Einstein never proposed this new force of nature. (Funding canard) 2. It is a magnetic force directly proportional to angular momentum. (Memomagnetism) 3. It is weak at Newtonian speeds and strong at near light speeds. 4. The big three in gyroscopes are Einstein, Professor Francis Everitt of Stanford University and Harold Crabtree M.A. 5. One wrote the definitive book on the subject and the other two read it. 6. The relevant extract from the book is given below. (Spider published 4th March 1998) 7. They do not credit the costermonger, with the definitive experiment, which proves the existence of the new force of nature. 8. They do not accept that the novelty item was a valid experiment. 9. They believe that the spider wheel was magnetized.

1. The costermonger did not magnetize the spider wheel, he exploited a force of nature.
2. The costermonger discovered, applied and sold the first working application.
3. There is an eye-witness account from 1850 by the author, which kindled his life-long interest.
4. The description was published in 1909, in the same book.
5. The force of nature has been missing for 150 years, since its discovery.
6. The first modern publication on the subject is spider, on 4th March 1998. (Usenet)
7. Attribution and due credit are two of the failings of modern science.

Big Bertha Thing spider Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

page JPG 11K ImageAstrophysics net ring Access siteNewsgroup Reviews including uk.rec.cycling Drawing of a clockwork spider wheel and hairpin.

Extract from Introductory Chapter;- The "Spider tops," which are frequently sold in the streets of London, consist of a heavy little disc mounted on a spindle (Fig. XIV.). When the disc has been set spinning a small curved piece of metal is placed to touch the toe, and at once begins to slide round it, first the side (a) in the figure, and then the side (b), the motion continuing backwards and forwards till the top comes to rest. The fact is that the toe is magnetic, and this being the case it is easy to see that the rolling of the toe on the side of the metal produces the motion.

From the book An Elementary Treatment of the Theory of Spinning Tops and Gyroscopic Motion. By Harold Crabtree M.A. Formerly Scholar of Pembroke College, Cambridge Assistant Master at Charterhouse Longmans, Green and Co. 1923 First Edition 1909 Second Edition 1914 New Impression 1923 (C) Copyright Tony Lance 1998 Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Big Bertha Thing fact

Anything but a fact, changes the face of twentieth century science.

1. No iron moons and planetary cores.
2. No red shift measure of speed.
3. No Patrick Moore star at 95% the speed of light.
4. Muons arrive on earth.
5. Relativity is like an imaginary number; useful but not real.
6. Einstein-Haas gives a field strength 1/10000th the electric field.
7. Wave particle duality is a field effect.
8. Schroedinger is an approximation.

Who has the wit to check the fact?

Big Bertha Thing invite Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs

Access page to 55K Zip FileAstrophysics net ring access siteNewsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush

301 files from the third battle of cyberspace. (part two)

60 Newsgroup postings were deleted, after 15 hours. There were claims of major hacker attack, which turned to abashed embarassment. It turned out that the NSP owner, had sent out a world-wide posting. It invited all users, who had forgotten their passwords, to just leave it blank. Then a new confirmation password would be sent. Cinderela was invited to the ball.

Thank you, Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing format

Anybody heard of the fly-paper trap? Where all the flies are collected, in an unsightly mess, hanging from the kitchen ceiling. The expensive version is the lizard with a long tongue, that retracts after each catch.

Take an uncensored version of a usenet newsgroup, show the subject line of each thread header, with the total number of postings and the net number of postings after extracts. Put the total number of extracts, in the first line, at the top of the list of postings. Anyone wishing to search the extracts clicks on it and finds each person extracted with 2 lines each. The first line shows the number of thread headers and the second the number of replies. Further clicks go down to posting level.

Extract everyone with more than 1000 postings on any single newsgroup, from all newsgroups.

Examples of the fly-paper trap can be found on:-

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Big Bertha Thing handcart

1. Gardening section of Daily Telegraph, on Saturday 17th November 2001, shows full front page spread picture of pin-wheel rickshaw. 2. For another picture see;-
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   3. Both show load perfectly distributed. 4. Both are idealized pictures of a rickshaw that does not exist. 5. A 19th century cheque-book journalist requested a picture of an unnusual rickshaw, which was promised for tomorrow. 6. A portrait painter, a landscape artist and a cartoonist submitted quotes, which the cartoonist won. 7. A wheelborrow uses straight arm technology. 8. In common with a handcart, the so called pin-wheel rickshaw, uses bent arm technology. 9. It is physically impossible and so unviable.
2. This is a scientific cartoon, some work, some don't.