Once there was a long suffering Corvette owner with a nagging wife. In an effort to cut back on some of the nagging he gave in to her request to visit the holy land. While there she took ill and passed away. The undertake told the grief stricken man it would cost him $5,000 to ship her home and $150 to bury here in the holy land. Knowing how she loved the holy land he took some time to reason out his course of action.
Lets ship her home, he said to the undertaker's surprise. The undertaker questioned his reasons and was told..........
Once there was a man that died here and three day later they say he returned for the dead, I can't take that chance, ship her..............