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Hi Earle, Congratulations! As you know, that's what it's all about. God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O mailto: snipped-for-privacy@aol.com

There were rims on that front cover? heh. never noticed.

Cheers,

Earle

Stilettos - of course! Ok ok, not me, my daughter.... she's still young enough to balance on the damn things LOL

I was wheeling with some people, we were all winching ourselves out of this big ditch with a 2' log on the other side, when out of a cherokee jumps this tiny little 16 or 17 year old in the smallest jean mini skirt I've ever seen and pink thongs, ( on her feet that is ) don't know where she thought she was going that day.

Before I comment, I need to know the age of consent in that state...

Balance, thats easy...after a couple of drinks. Cant hardly walk in the damn things sober...

-jenn

It's scary how much you and I think alike. :-)

Chris

Matt Macchiarolo wrote:

... trolling for boys silly... you should know that by now!

Kate

I just wish they would have some consideration for us old coots on the trail, who might not be able to handle it without an extra shot of oxygen and a nitroglycerin tablet. And the catalog cover too. My wife's gonna see that thing!

Cheers,

Earle

I think Greg was OK, the legal age of consent up here is 14...

Mike

86/00 CJ7 Laredo, 33x9.5 BFG Muds, 'glass nose to tail in '00 88 Cherokee 235 BFG AT's - G> It's scary how much you and I think alike. :-)

wedding night

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally." Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I was here already?"

The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.

Dont think of them as high heels, think of them as emergency traction pitons.

Yeah, another year another several hundred bucks down the tubes on toys. Just picked up a set of wheels and studded snows and tomorrow is supposed to be over 70. At least they arent mounted yet.

When some do-gooder in New Mexico many years ago ran up a big campaign to raise the age of consent, Senator Montoya ended the debate with his suggestion that they werent going far enough. He proposed raising the age all the way to 18, but then change it from consent to mandatory.

Mike Roma> I think Greg was OK, the legal age of consent up here is 14...

You don't even have a nanno, so you have no advantage.