Just curious what I can expect to spend to have someone change the following. I'm pretty much due for most of it, and don't really have the time right now to do it myself (getting married in 9 days). I usually do it all myself so I guess I don't have any guesses as to what it should cost (I relize prices will vary depending on location). I'm just looking for a ballpark to see if I even want to bother or if I just need to make time to do it this weekend.
2000 XJ
Oil change - $20? Auto tranny fluid & filter - F & R Diffs - xfer case flush & fill -
Have you ever changed the fluid in a Jeep auto trans? If so you know exactly what you're in for, but if you haven't then 9 days before you get married is a lousy time to learn. I am VERY handy when it comes to working on mechanical things, so I though how hard can it be to change the transmission oil? The answer: it's really simple, but it will create the biggest $(%*!!!^&%%# mess in your drive way that you have ever seen. I particularly enjoyed the rainstorm of transmission fluid splashing every where but into the drain pan. Fortunately Bill clued me into the mess that would be created, so thinking I was a smart guy I put down a plastic drop cloth. It worked well until the fluid started running off the plastic on to the driveway. By the time I was finished cleaning the mess up I could have . . . well this says it best
How to Change the Oil in Your Jeep. . .
Women:
Pull in to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 since the last oil change
Drink a cup of Cappuccino
Fifteen minutes later, pay and leave with a properly maintained Jeep
Men:
Go to NAPA Auto Parts and pay for oil, filter, hand cleaner, and scented tree air freshener.
Discover that your used oil collection container is full; take it to the recycling center
Spend 20 minutes trying to locate your floor jack and jack stands; no luck
Have a beer; you don't really need to jack up the Jeep anyway
Place used oil collection container under the engine
Pull out socket wrench and socket; the 5th one you try is finally the correct size
Unscrew oil drain plug
Drop drain plug in oil; splashing hot oil all over you (and the garage floor) in the process
Wipe off face with dirty shop rag and sprinkle kitty litter on garage floor where oil splashed
Have another beer while oil is draining
Look 15 minutes for oil filter wrench; no luck
Poke oil filter with a Phillips screwdriver and twist it off
Wipe oil off of your arm with same dirty rag used in step 9; sprinkle more kitty litter on floor
Buddy shows up; finish off 6-pack with him. Screw the oil change; finish it tomorrow!
Next day, drag full oil collection container out from underneath the Jeep
Sprinkle more kitty litter on oil spilled during step 15
Have a . . . wait, no beer left, drank it all yesterday
Walk 2 miles to Corner Store; buy more beer
Apply a thin coat of clean oil to gasket and install new oil filter
Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine
Remember drain plug from step 8!
Scramble to find drain plug in oil collection container
Hurry to replace drain plug before entire quart of fresh oil drains all over floor
Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame; bang head on floor board in reaction
Begin cussing fit and throw wrench across garage
Clean up and apply Band-Aid to knuckles
Sprinkle kitty litter on one entire quart of fresh oil now pooled under the Jeep
Have another beer
Dump in remainder of oil into engine
Realize that while you were under the Jeep, it would have been a good time to grease everything, bleed the brakes, replace those dry-rotted body spacers, and find out where that hideous clanking noise is coming from
Drive back to NAPA and buy another 0 worth of parts that either won't fit, will break when you try to install them, or will be saved for a later project (all of which will have long been misplaced by the time you are ready to start subject project)
Drive Jeep (1-quart low of oil) for 7,000 miles; then return to Step 1
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