Being a Southern boy in Yankeeland the first accessory I get for any new vehicle is a set of chains. Well, they've sat in the back of the ZJ for more than 12 years unopened. Today I found occasion to put them on.
Went in to work, the lot wasn't plowed, at least not recently, and it's a dirt lot so there's not a lot of traction to begin with. I saw the boss and his wife were there, somebody had shoveled to the office door but not to the shop door, so I shovelled to the shop door and just before I got there the boss came out and asked me if I could get his wife's car unstuck, knowing that I had the ZJ which can move just about anything. Well, she had it hung up pretty good on an ice hummock. I tried busting the hummock up with a pinch point bar and putting boards under the tires and pushing and whatnot and it wouldn't move, so I dug out the tow strap and hooked her up at the best angle I could get (wasn't a very good one), put the ZJ in low range low and started to pull. Nothing happened except that I spun three tires. Didn't want to yank as as while I'm sure my strap and hook would take it, I wasn't so sure about the frame member on the car that I was hooked up to, especially with the bad angle. So I backed the ZJ up, put the chains on the back, and eased away in low-low and it came right out.
By this time I was pretty well covered with snow and mud (didn't help that I'd slipped and landed in a snowdrift once) so I told the boss I needed to go home and change. He said "take the day off, you've earned it".